scary disclosure [project] week

have you ever heard of too much information? i work with librarians, i therefore reject this concept. and i hereby desginate this week SCARY DISCLOSURE WEEK. the week where you get to find out everything you wanted to know about me but were afraid or perhaps never even really inclined to ask. for instance, do you know that i lost my virginity to someone who believes strongly enough in UFO conspiracy theories to have become a regional rep for the disclosure project. uh huh, it's totally true.

it's scary, it's disclosure, it will last a week

so let's have a motherbleeping contest!!!

CONTEST TIME
i'd like someone to draw an animation/make a banner for my SCARY DISCLOSURE project. "scary disclosure" will be the theme all this week of my seriously underwritten and subsequently underread blog, because you know it's halloween and stuff. i will talk about anything and everything and post at least once a day. this is a kick in the pants for me to become a blogging force to be reckoned with and a chance for your original art to be displayed.

HOW TO ENTER
1. Make an image with SCARY DISCLOSURE WEEK (the use of the word "week" is optional, and actually if you want to think of a better tagline for me while you are at it, feel free) featured in it.
2. The image should be no more than 500 pixels wide, just to make it CRAZY i won't put any vertical limits on it, yeah you heard me NO VERTICAL LIMITS!!!
3. You should email it to me before Monday, preferably in the next three hours.
4. Stick figures are cool, so are fake news style banners. The sky is the limit*.
5. All entries will be displayed in some fashion, but the winning one will be used in every blog entry. Maybe I will give additional prizes too.
6. Everyone is encouraged to enter.

*but please keep the sky under 500 pixels wide.

news flash from the future
no one fucking entered my contest. you people suck. but since i am a forgiving soul who gives second thousand chances, please feel free to submit a drawing anytime.